Mets offseason, so far:
• Bill de Blasio pretends he won't approve Mets sale
• Jeff Wilpon's farewell Zoom call
• Steve Cohen is officially Mets owner
• Cohen pledges $24 million in charity/employee aid
• Brodie Van Wagenen is fired
• Uncle Stevie's flawless intro presser

• Marcus Stroman accepts Mets' QO
• Jacob deGrom falls short of Cy 3-peat
• Sandy Alderson & Trevor Bauer lovefest
• Robinson Cano tests positive for PEDs again
• Luis Rojas returns as manager
• Mets sign Trevor May and James McCann
• Jared Porter is hired as GM

• Mets get Francisco Lindor and Carlos Carrasco for Amed Rosario, Andres Gimenez and prospects in blockbuster trade
• Joey Lucchesi is a Met after three-team deal
• Jared Porter is fired
• Met CF target George Springer signs with Blue Jays
• Zack Scott promoted to GM

• BVW becomes COO of Roc Nation Sports
• Noah Syndergaard is launching book club
• Steven Matz is traded to Blue Jays
• Cohen engages in ugly back-and-forth with Barstool Sports founder
•Cohen deletes his Twitter account after family receives 'personal threats'

What's next?