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Once I worked at a magazine as a writer, and we got sent this set of penis-enlarging products to review. It was a whole course of things. I was assigned to do the penis-enlarging course. >>
I don’t know why I was assigned to do the penis enlarging course, but I was up for it. I wasn’t desperate for Penis enlarging, but I also wasn’t going to say no to penis enlarging. Also, in a way I was getting paid to have a larger penis, which is rare. >>
This was a long time ago. The course consisted of an enormous tube of cream, and an instructional video casette. One night, when my house mates were out, I loaded up the casette. >>
The image fizzed to life, and there was a middle-aged Afrikaans man with a moustache in a lab coat. It soon became clear that My Penis Journey was not going to be a sexy one. >>
Soon, the image resolved into a split-screen presentation of the host and a crotch-only image of a penis model. The model demonstrated a series of penis stretches and exercises, while the man in the moustache described the best way to do them. >>
I don’t remember them all, least of all their names, but the ones that have stayed with me are Around The World, The Garden Tap and Peeping Around The Corner. I figured let me just do the course and see. >>
I did some measurements and then began a regular regime of penis exercises. At the office, we decided I should give it about 6 weeks of dedicated training and then check. I am actually a very diligent person, and passionate about journalism, so I got into my work. >>
You didn’t need to watch the video every time you did the exercises, by the way. Just once in a while to remind you, but otherwise one could memorise them quite easily. Here’s the thing though... >>
I started to see results! Within a week already. The Afrikaans gent was dropping gold on that tape, man. Around The World... Weeding The Garden was another one! Then I received some surprising news. >>
Because of the economy, our magazine was relocating. After an internal HR process, it was determined that I would not be moving with them. I would complete my work and bid them farewell. However, part of that work was my penis-enlarging course... >>
And I was cracking stellar results by this stage. I don’t know if it was psychological or what, because I was so committed, or it was just quality advice. I also wasn’t sure if the results were temporary. “Make Around The World part of your daily routine” said the man >>
As it happened, the magazine moved, and certain content decisions were made. The penis enlarging story was dropped from the issue. This made me feel a certain type of way. >>
The results were in, and there was no doubting the tale of the tape. The numbers were up. I was sitting on some fairly compelling content, with no way to expose it. I approached some of my freelance partners, but they were not terribly interested. I think it was my approach. >>
For a few weeks I really tried to get the word out about this miracle penis-enlarging course. But you’d be surprised how little people care about the size of your penis. Even relatively speaking. Your results are yours, to enhance your self-image, in a sense. Also >>
I am a keen writer, so I have been walking around for years, with my knowledge of Around The World and Weeding The Garden, and no place to share it. Fortunately, media migration has meant my content has now found a home on Twitter. Thank you for joining me on My Penis Journey. 
