WHY ZHONGLI WOULD MAKE THE BEST ROMANTIC PARTNER: A THREAD
TRANSPARENT & SIMPLE
its always how it seems with him—theres no hidden agenda nor hidden meanings in his actions. while he would gift you symbolic chopsticks, his intentions with u shouldve been clear in liyuan traditions... so yeah! nothings left in the dark w him
HONEST & SINCERE
honesty cannot be said but felt. have you seen his expressions? his body language? looked into HIS EYES? theres not a single ounce of insincerity in them. he genuinely does everything in your best interest
STRONG, RELIABLE, SAFE
being with an ex-archon would give u a sense of security like nothing else. not only is he super strong—he’s also hella wise. you can always trust him, his love, and his accumulated wisdom to guide you through everyday!
EQUAL GIVE AND TAKE
with zhongli as an immortal being, you learn from him the unknown ways of life. living as a mortal, you show him how to become one. your different origins in life can only enrich each other, leading the both of you to live life to the fullest as two
EMOTIONAL REGULATION
while he may come off as cold or as a “brute blockhead” to some, zhongli’s actually just rlly good in regulating his emotions. he’s able to be rational when necessary and provide emotional support when needed
HELPS YOU GROW AS A PERSON
all the points above shows how good zhongli would be for your personal development. hes a partner that will bring out the absolute best in you and he definitely signed a contract with himself to see you thrive and live your mortal life satisfyingly
CONTENT LIFE
at the end of your life, you’d be able to sigh and smile contentedly. after all he’s made you happy as hell! also cuz damn your partner is hot as fuck,, congrats u can now d1e the biggest winner ever
THE END!! i love zhongli so you should too
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