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just found out dolphins routinely beat the shit out of sharks on sight for pretty much no reason lolol
basically dolphins operate on bush doctrine w sharks like.... just in case you were thinking of starting some bullshit here's one for the road
ok ive watched a few of these while i was working out & the end of this video is killing me: "would sharks be afraid of dolphins if they wouldnt swim in pods" sounds like a flo milli line 
"why she only act tough when she w her friends?"
"why she only act tough when she w her friends?"
like???
basically it's KNOWN among sharks that it's not even worth it to try to fuck w dolphins bc they're crazy, smart, travel in packs, and have more agility in the water....
wait... why are dolphins like this??? 
https://twitter.com/I_Am_Peter_Pan/status/1355340293499985927?s=20
https://twitter.com/I_Am_Peter_Pan/status/1355340293499985927?s=20
dolphins really have sharks completely out of their bag omg
basically sharks have ONE shot to try to kill a dolphin bc if they miss, a single dolphin will fuck them up VERY badly way more quickly than the shark can react AND the dolphin always has friends close by so the shark will also get jumped either way hit or miss #tragic
im high af lolol
yeah this is entertainment
did a dolphin write this? they're smart af 
venmo becca_oneal so my high ass can get some thai food thx
warning shots???
pls skip to the 1:09 mark in this terrifying video
venmo becca_oneal & i'll put a good word in w the dolphins https://twitter.com/becca_oneal/status/1271166191466426370?s=20
https://twitter.com/becca_oneal/status/1271166191466426370?s=20
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circling back bc the comments on one of these 'sharks fear dolphins' videos are HILARIOUS 
my cashapp is $winterbabybrrrr lol gonna buy some 
gonna buy some
