Pffft when did you get involved in BLM marches https://twitter.com/nytdavidbrooks/status/1354993338462646280

My dude took an elevator with two Black men and when he got off on his floor, he was like “thanks for including me in your march, fellas!”

My guy took an Uber pool with a Black woman and kept his fist raised up the whole time

This dude waited behind a Black couple at Starbucks, tapped them on the shoulder and said “I think Black Lives Matter too.”

Walked up to the barista and loudly asked for a Black coffee. He capitalized the B when he said it

That wasn’t a march, homey. You just fell asleep on the train and ended up in Crown Heights

This is a fucking Popeyes, bro

Black folks are just waiting for chicken sandwiches. Put the sign down my guy

David Brooks went to Sylvia’s once and got an iced tea, motherfucker. He drank it with no ice because real G’s drink shit at room temperature.

This man walked into a Church’s fried chicken wearing kente cloth

My guy walked into a barber shop on 125th Street and announced “you’re free now.” Then he asked if he could get a high top fade

My guy walked into a braid shop and said Maxine was his favorite Golden Girl

This dude gave a TED Talk about colorism

My dude was in the security line at La Guardia talking about none of us are free until we all free.

He baked brownies for the cops. Gave the Black cops an extra brownie—because of slavery, he said https://twitter.com/pradhanalka/status/1355377284824371204

I think I’m out of ideas here people. Lol.