My 1st-grader came home with some real un-American commie stuff today, @govkristinoem @KristiNoem. A thread on the indoctrination that Scholastic forces on K-12 public schoolchildren: 1/
They missed an opportunity to highlight the importance of ā€œunder Godā€ in the pledge. Or maybe they just understand it was a partisan addition well after the pledge was written.
I got some news about who else is gonna be on the $20 in circulation soon. ... Again, no lifting up of the Templar pyramid or In God We Trust.
Scholastic isn’t even trying.
All glory to the land where my fathers died. Even though I descended from immigrants and my ancestors didn’t fight on this particular land. It’s not like they were in DC on Jan. 6. (Also, be nice to give a shout-out to the mothers now & then. They control means of production.)
Finally!! Some statues. We need more, though. Let’s get some laws going on that. And definitely spend lots of public money. Wait. Why isn’t Trump’s face on Rushmore, like it is on the novelty appeasement gift @govkristinoem had made?
Eh. On second thought, stay in your shithole countries. (My Mom’s grandpa came through Ellis, actually. We all are either indigenous, came from immigrants, or descended from/came here as slaves. Human trafficking is modern slavery.)
No one was living here when the white settlers landed. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and didn’t get help from anyone. Personal responsibility!
See? Freedom and Liberty.
Patriots. Just like the name of a glorious new party on the rise. I see a woman and a Black man snuck in on this page. I’ll have to talk to the publisher about that.
I just got off hold with Scholastic customer service. They told me this is a Houghton-Mifflin bit of trash so now I have to start all over again. It’s worth it.
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