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Reasons why anteaters are terrible, a thread:
1. Their fucking faces
2. They are long and look like they are walking backwards all the time
3. Their tales are ridiculous
4. They inspire pity
5. When I see a dead one I smile
6. Their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt it's stupid as hell
7. They are the bane of ants
8. Ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill
9. Insectivore? More like insetci bore me to fucking sleep
10. I want nothing to do with them
11. If an anteater moved in next door to me I would skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in
12. They are dickheads
13. They walk like they are going somewhere important all the time
14. They are scary
15. They SUCK they SUCK as animals. Servals are second.
16. They have never experienced love
17. They actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with
18. Whenever I look at them I am never sure which way they're walking and it upsets me
19. Their tails are as big as them. What the SHIT?
20. They have long ass creepy nails that dig.
21. Their babies are pink and wrong
22. They are not important to the world
23. We would not miss them
24. They would not miss themselves
25. I once saw an anteater succ and it offended me so much I cried
26. They have a shit colouration that reminds me of a muddy penguin
27. They are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them
28. They literally make massive holes in termite hills to suck.
29. THEY SUCK
30. Anteaters are ugly and bad
31. They told me they hate you
32. Dickheads
