Got an email from a friend recently saying "The real story here is that the customers who do indoor dining are assholes" and you know, he's completely right
The people who were already asshole customers are the same people who are like "finally, indoor dining!" and the non-assholes who make the choice to dine indoors become, in making that choice, asshole customers
"Some of us just want to support struggling small businesses, stop judging me." Order takeout you dipshit.
We need an "Order takeout, you dipshit" gif for some of yall in the @'s
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