6 Man United FT account categories with prime examples & notable mentions - A Thread:

If you're a Man United fan account on twitter, you either fall into any one of these categories without exception:
1. LUHG (prime example: @MikeLUHGhth7) - rigid and annoying accounts. wanks tirelessly over Jose. hates our fanbase/club more than they hate rival fanbases/clubs. probably rival fans in disguise. never wanting to admit when they're wrong.

Notable Mention - @Utd_Alpha
2. Top Reds (prime example: @solskjaerssreds ) - supports the manager no matter what, even when he's totally at fault, wanks over mid players like Dan James, never wanting to admit when they're wrong.
Notable mention - @OleTrain
3. Moderates (prime example: @TheSaItIsHere) - tries to find common ground, but only end up exhibiting both LUHG & Top Reds behaviour. thinks they're better than people who've chosen sides. threads the line between funny and complete trolls.

Notable mention - @NG_________
4. The Indifferent (prime example - @vintageredss) - awesome accounts. business is humour, nothing less. helps you get over a loss like no other. doesn't get involved in top reds/luhg politics.

Notable mention - @analmylatina (elite account), @AidanWalshMUFC
5. Pure Trolls (prime example - @UTDTrey) - utter trolls. riles up rival fans like no other. brings unnecessary slander upon our players. usually flip flops. opinion changes faster than a strippers panties. don't take them seriously at all.
6 . Ultra Serious Accounts (prime example - @utdarena, @utdreport) - only here to speak facts. no bs. no politics. gives you reliable news, analysis, and immense value added. not entirely sure they can pass a solid recaptcha tests.
Honorable mentions - @ManUnitedZone_
Also, to clarify,: just cos you fall into a category doesn't mean you're a bad acct. There are elite luhg accounts, top reds, moderates etc.

Only exception is hatin' on Bruno Fernandes. No matter which category you fall into, if you hate on Bruno, ur a cock.

Hope this helps
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