So a small thread so everyone else can share my pain.

As may be known by those who follow me my wife is very much a fan of hats, no that's not right 'fan' is the wrong word, a more accurate description would be 'absolutely obsessed'. This illness has spread to our daughters..
. the Covid crises has of course curtailed hat purchases and thus frustration has ensued. Now to be honest I was not entirely unhappy about this as I felt the household had enough hats (I know) but regretfully a solution was suggested by the owner of my wife's favourite hat shop
.. she offered to have delivered to our house a selection of the latest stock for my wife and daughters to try, "No problem" said she "you are a regular customer I trust you". As a consequence about 20 minutes ago a large van pulled up on our drive and men are now unloading
..what can only be described as 'all the bloody hats in the world'. Son in law has run away, he claims exercise but I think he's just a coward and I am in my study with dog, cat and the credit cards. Outside come the sounds of excited squealing as boxes are ripped open and
I hear cries of,

"Mama look at this one, you must have this one" and "O this would go so well with you blue Dior dress"

I am battening down the hatches and hoping the storm will, in time, pass me by.
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