Labor: Aust needs a vibrant manufacturing sector and Govt must play a role in targeting subsidies with max. economic benefit to create jobs.

Liberal: Let's shut down the car industry.

Twitter: Liberal & Labor are the same!
Labor: Climate change is real, climate action is urgent, Net 0 by 2050 & if elected will set interim targets based on science.

Liberal: We'll reduce emissions without targets (not telling you how) & we're debating new coal subsidises.

Twitter: Exactly the same!
Labor: Banking Royal Commission with independent terms of reference & implement the recommendations.

Liberals: We voted against a BankingRC until the banks wrote terms of reference they were happy with & then we haven't implemented the recommendations.

Twitter: Same!
Labor: We need a properly funded ABC.

Liberal: Cut the ABC's budget, interfere with the board & consider privatising it.

Twitter: Can't see any difference here.
Labor: We'll adopt the Uluru Statement from the Heart.

Liberal: We'll dismiss the Statement & defer on any meaningful constitutional change.

Twitter: It's like voting for the same party!
Labor: Universal childcare.

Liberals: Can't afford it, need the money to buy more land off our mates.

Twitter: Why doesn't Labor care about the ppl!
Labor: Industrial laws have swung too far to employers & workers deserve better rights.

Liberals: Workchoices 2 anyone?

Twitter: Having no workers rights is Labors fault because in 1980 something someone did something that turned out bad 35 yrs later!
Labor: Public education needs fair funding, the Gonski model is a good start.

Liberals: Lets put the handbrake on public funding because we found out 10% of private schools don't own their own golf course - outrageous!

Twitter: Its like voting for the same party!
Labor: Maybe we need to better fund Medicare.

Liberal: Maybe we need to better fund private health companies.

Twitter: What Australia needs is an alternative?
Labor: Jobseeker needs to be permanently lifted.

Liberal: Jobseeker is too high removing dole bludgers incentive to go pick fruit.

Twitter: See Labor hates poor ppl too!
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