My dude looks like an evil ventriloquist dummy whose momma dressed him up fancy for the first day of school https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1354915619519533058

Dude looks like the rich kid in a 1980s family movie who tries to steal the poor kid’s magic bicycle

My man looks like he just got accepted to Mrs. Chatterworth’s School for Chronic Masturbators

Dude looks like he’s about to start screaming at because he just realized you’re not one of his fellow pod people

Dude looks like Christian Slater’s older brother who does commercials for a local mattress retailer but never figured out what to do with his hands

This man looks like a haunted toy

Bro looks like the “after” photo of someone who was taken over by demons in a Sam Raimi movie

This guy looks like someone who would end up with his yacht full of shrimp after very specifically saying “There is nothing I hate more than shrimp” in a 1980s teen comedy

My dude looks like he’s being told what to say by an evil squirrel that’s trying to get revenge on a cat