Lol come back when your kid is three and let me know how it’s going
Your child can’t get her own toys out because she’s a BABY, as soon as she can reach that Duplo you’re screwed, my friends
Ceramics and glass a foot off the floor, you might want to move those in three months’ time, just some free advice
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