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When the guy before you does nothing but golf, watch Fox, eat KFC and McDick’s, shit in a gold toilet, whine on Twitter, watch more Fox, ignore a a pandemic, cut taxes for 1%, and act like a buffoon at intl. meetings, then yeah. You probably need about 24 exec orders to fix it.
Oh. And this list is by no means complete. No way I could fit it in 240 characters. Kids in cages and family separations, wasted money on a meme, I mean wall he promised Mexico would pay for, cancelled internet neutrality, started a trade war with our biggest trading partner...
Call in to Fox to rant about what he saw on Fox, end the global gag rule, “mispell covfefee”, gas protesters so he could hold a bible upside down, encourage racists to be racist, told police officers to be a little rough on suspects...
Called the racists in Charlottesville “very fine people”, suggested raking forests and nuking hurricanes, altered an official NOAA map with a fucking sharpie, threw paper towels to people who lost everything in a hurricane, told navy brass to go back to steam catapults...
Assassinated an Iranian general, left the Kurds to be slaughtered, weakened NATO alliances, kept ignoring a pandemic that has now killed over 400k Americans, tried to get people to buy snake oil for COVID treatments, fired anyone who didn’t agree with him...
Created a military branch we don’t need, saluted a NKorean general, did nothing as an American was literally butchered for being a journalist, used his properties as government contractors, fed the NCAA champions McDick’s, suggested injecting disinfectant...
