The stock market is to me the most contemptibly stupid construct that apparently all of life depends on. Nevermind "the government" I live in a city with a few blocks dedicated to the worst men on Earth who spend all day watching the richter scale. Somehow this makes them rich.

THEN, they leave their fucking skyscrapers and descend upon the city like man-sized bats, sucking the life out of everyone and everything there is. You can spot them for miles because they all have the exact same smile, and of course they all have dreadful webbed wings of skin

"Tough day today, everyone I work with is a real ASSHOLE, know what I mean? I'll have nine triple IPAs and a pointless argument about how feminism makes you ugly, please, babe."

They prank each other on the job like it's the first day at Little Investors Camp, everyone of them has been credibly accused of sexual harassment or worse, and because they work several stories in the air "controlling" the flow of money, they all believe they're god.

And who's going to stop them? Vengeful dorks, apparently, which is fitting. The Alien Vs. Predator of "This??? This is how the world works, I guess?" Perhaps the thing to do is pit wall street guys and redditors against each other like the opening scene of Gangs of New York.

Every single wall street guy voted ironically or to make one specific woman mad. Because they know better. It genuinely could not matter less who's "in charge" because they're rich and they're beyond morality anyway.

They have no discernible skills and yet have nothing but pity and hatred for all other humans. And these guys are currently being protected by the United States government because someone figured out they've been playing poker with all Rules of Hoyle cards.

Let. Them. BURRRRRRRRN. We'd wake up in Eden if tomorrow there was no fucking stock exchange and people just had to do jobs that helped people instead.