We’d like to thank IBKR and Robinhood for taking this opportunity to demonstrate to countless new investors that capitalism is a ponzu scheme from which only the Fantastically wealthy are ever permitted to profit.

Excellent propaganda of the deed. Very well done.

Seriously. For a minute there, people were starting to think you could play the #stonks game by learning the rules. New people were literally investing in the system.

Dodged that bullet.

Ok ponzi but why should spelling matter. There’s no rules.

The invisible hand is flipping all the Poors a very visible bird.

All the meme stonks are impossible to search for on Robinhood but are going up anyway, & Wall Street is trending with #deleterobinhood and #eattherich, so I’d say this scheme to save one hedge fund that shorted %150 of a company’s existing stock is working out great.

A few days ago, it was funny that people with money had decided to prove that money was fake.

But Wall Street deciding, today, to prove that Wall Street is fake? Way funnier.

There is a 0% chance that malicious pump-and-dump runs don’t become a meme now.

Hedge Funds got used to the idea that people were invested in market stability because Hedge Funds managed pensions, but then forgot that nobody has pensions anymore.

Just to be clear: last night someone sent a message that was meant to say “hey reddit Bitcoin nerds, fuck off.”

And by the time the message got sent, it ended up being “hey, everybody with $10 and a smart phone, Fuck You Specifically.”


#eattherich I guess.