Attention citizens! Your Dept. Of Pandemia offers this updated Q&A on the vaccines.

Q: I've heard some people have died after being vaccinated.
A: We don't hear a question.
Q: Should I be worried?
A: No. Those deaths are unrelated.
Q: How do you know?
A: We just do.

Q: Can you be more specific?
A: Because vaccines are safe.
Q: How do you know?
A: Because they haven't caused any deaths.
Q: But people have died after being vaccinated.
A: Those deaths are unrelated.
Q: How do you know?
A: You already asked that, dummy.

Q: Okay, what about the miscarriages?
A: What about them?
Q: I read late-term miscarriages were very rare.
A: Are you doing Internet research again? Asking Dr. Google? Who do you think you are?
Q:
A: Exactly.
Q: I'm just trying to understand.
A: There's nothing to understand.

Q: So I don't have anything to worry about?
A: You should definitely worry we'll run out and you won't get your vaccine. And then you'll have to stay in your house forever. So hop to it. Now now now.

Attention citizens!