OHIO OATH KEEPERS INDICTED FOR VIOLENT CONSPIRACY

I hope their fellow travelers are nervous, because this indictment gets closer to seditious conspiracy. And the perps are stupid. Let's look! https://twitter.com/USAO_DC/status/1354545842913468416

This is sealed from *8 days ago* so law enforcement is further than people realize.

Prepare for criminal stupidity, social media confessions, treasonous intent, and absolutely no self-awareness.

ERRATA: It was not unsealed - these are superseding indictments (apologies, the stupid moves *so fast* these days).

Note: this is no longer about entering the building - it's about impeding democracy. That's a big shift toward ugly. For everyone involved.

Note what's in the boxes: Conspiring together with multiple individuals to impede an official proceeding, namely, certifying President Joe Biden's election.

So it's not just that they were there. Not just that they assaulted police. They *attacked democracy.*

Gettin' there.

I think we've seen this before, the "WE TRAINED FOR THIS VIOLENT CONSPIRACY THING WE'RE DOING!!!"

But I just love pointing out these guys using Zello, consumer electronics! In the most surveilled chunk of dirt on EARTH! FOR TREASON!

Congratulations, douchecanoes, and thanks for using your legal names, your own devices, taking selfies, and posting your treason publicly. Really saves time and energy we need for Trump, anyway.

Nice job conspiring with a group led by an FBI informant, assholes!

Also, while committing your first seditious conspiracy in the most surveilled place on Earth, definitely use your own devices to send messages about your NEXT criminal conspiracy. Saves time, etc.

Pro Treason Tip: When your pals are explicitly calling for the murder of the VP and Speaker of the House, make it clear that you're thinking of the same fate for hundreds of elected officials.

The jury will really get the message. Good stuff!

Pro Treason Tip: While treasoning, make sure you leave your homemade recipes for plastic explosives from stuff you can get at the grocery store. Gives the FBI that the peace of mind that, yes, you are a terrorist *and* a moron.

The Comfort Inn in BALLSTON! Guys. You know, if you're going to overthrow the government, splurge a little and get a room at the Willard. Walking distance from where you're threatening elected officials, really good room service!

"I swore an oath to the Constitution! But you know? Fuck it. I'll rewrite it on Nancy's laptop, as long as some college senior doesn't steal it and sell it to Russia. Nobody's that dumb, so: laptop it is!"

TREASON ITINERARY:
Jan 4: Chillin', plannin'.

Jan 5: 'TIFA HUNT! (Ooh, they have nicknames for the group not actually there, cool!)

Jan 6: Mass murder Congress.



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