Legal writers: Which attack on the American system of justice and fairness should I write about today?
Finance writers: GAMESTOP
Legal writers: wut?
Finance writers: GAMESTOP. MARKET MANIPULATION. GET YO LEARN ON!
Everybody: [clickity click click]
Legal writers: fucking shoot me.
(sorry, the *backstory* here is that finance writers, as a rule, get paid WAY MORE than legal writers. There's tons more of them, entire publications and television networks devoted to their craft. Legal writers just cover, you know, AN ENTIRE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT. No biggie.)
[Next week]
Legal writers: Here's all the ways @ewarren would have stopped this Gamestop BS.
Finance Writers: Boo! Stop talking about the she-witch.
Republicans: Biased Socialist Writer Alert!
Dems: SHE LOST, stop trying to make fetch happen!
Progressives: Bernie would have won.
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