Can't wait for the Senate hearings. $GME

Senator: Would the witness explain what an option is, and please speak as you might to a young child, or a golden retriever.

Senator: Mr. Griffin, welcome.

KG: Thanks, Senator.

Senator: May I ask who is under the table?

KG: Oh, that's Ben Bernanke.

Senator: The former Fed Chair?

KG: Yes. 2006 to 2014. He works for me now.

Senator: And he's under the table?

KG: Yes, Senator.

Senator: Carry on.

Maxine Waters: Mr. Griffin

Ken Griffin: Lord Griffin

MW: Lord Griffin, thank you for coming. Are you hiring?

KG: Yes, Chairwoman. We are looking to add diverse talent at Citadel.

MW: What's the pay?

KG: Let's see how the hearing goes & we'll talk later

MW: My time's expired

Congressman: Vlad Tenev?

Vlad: Present.

C: Vlad. That's a Russian name, isn't it?

V: I was born in Bulgaria.

C: You realize you're under oath, Vlad?

C2: Actually he's not..

C: My point is that Bulgaria's not a real country.

V: It is, Congressman sir.

C: Oh, OK, Mr. Putin.

AOC: Mr. Roaring Kitty

DFV: Meow.

AOC: This is a serious hearing, Mr. Kitty!

DFV: Sorry.

AOC: When did you become a Nazi?

DFV: I'm not a Nazi.

AOC: Mother Jones says Gamestop longs are, quote, "Nazi Incel Trumper QAnon Russian White-Supremacists."

DFV: I'm a Bernie Bro.

Congressman: Mr. Huffman, what is the Reddit?

H: It's a network of communities

C: In the cloud?

H: What?

C: The cloud?

H: Um, sure. It's a network

C: On the Blockchain?

H: Huh?

C: The Blockchain

H: OK. As I was

C: An ecosystem

H: OK

C: Tell me about the Gamma Squeeze?

Congressman: Mr. Plotkin, what do you do?

Plotkin: I run a hedge fund.

C: And I assume you make a lot of money?

P: Yes, most years Congressman, although this year...

C: And I see here that I have not received any donations from you in recent years?

P: Um

C: My time is up.