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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Morning neighbour! You seem to be tapping off our energy meter.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: So?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: You should pay me for your share.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: We pay 🇬🇧.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: We don't get any of that money.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Not my problem.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: So you pay 🇬🇧 for our energy?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Yes.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: We're cutting the cables.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: WHAT?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: If we don't see the full benefit of you using our energy, that is theft.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: We're telling 🇬🇧!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Ok.
🇬🇧: What's going on here?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: We want the money for the energy we generate.
🇬🇧: We built the hydro dams!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: On our land, submerging our villages....
🇬🇧: You're too poor to govern yourselves so we have to do it for you.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: We agree.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: We won't be if you paid us in full for the energy and water you use.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Well who do you pay?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: 🇬🇧, and we pay a higher rate.
🇬🇧: Who do you think you should pay?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿.
🇬🇧: Yourselves?...
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Yes. The wind blows here, the rain falls here. It's our energy.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: That's a fair point.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: And you should be pay us too, for whatever you use.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Makes sense.
🇬🇧: That's not how this works.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: No, cos you make the rules.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Sounds a bit abusive.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Tell me about it...
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Here's a deal. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pays 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 for the electricity and water they use instead, same amount of money as you pay 🇬🇧, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 still gets the goods, and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 gets the money for what's ours.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: Seems fair.
🇬🇧: Not to us!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Well, what can you actually offer us?
🇬🇧: Blue passports...
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Oh yeh and who makes those?
🇬🇧: 🇵🇱.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Who designed them?
🇬🇧: 🇫🇷/🇳🇱.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Are they worth more or less than the red 🇪🇺 ones?
🇬🇧: Less.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿: What? That's not what you told me!
🇬🇧: *mumbles incoherently*
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: So you've nothing to offer?
🇬🇧: No.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿: Why do you exist?
🇬🇧: 🤷
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