A thread:

: Morning neighbour! You seem to be tapping off our energy meter.

: So?

: You should pay me for your share.

: We pay

.

: We don't get any of that money.

: Not my problem.

: So you pay

for our energy?

: Yes.

: We're cutting the cables.

: WHAT?

: If we don't see the full benefit of you using our energy, that is theft.

: We're telling

!

: Ok.

: What's going on here?

: We want the money for the energy we generate.

: We built the hydro dams!

: On our land, submerging our villages....

: You're too poor to govern yourselves so we have to do it for you.

: We agree.

: We won't be if you paid us in full for the energy and water you use.

: Well who do you pay?

:

, and we pay a higher rate.

: Who do you think you should pay?

:

.

: Yourselves?...

: Yes. The wind blows here, the rain falls here. It's our energy.

: That's a fair point.

: And you should be pay us too, for whatever you use.

: Makes sense.

: That's not how this works.

: No, cos you make the rules.

: Sounds a bit abusive.

: Tell me about it...

: Here's a deal.

pays

for the electricity and water they use instead, same amount of money as you pay

,

still gets the goods, and

gets the money for what's ours.

: Seems fair.

: Not to us!

: Well, what can you actually offer us?

: Blue passports...

: Oh yeh and who makes those?

:

.

: Who designed them?

:

/

.

: Are they worth more or less than the red

ones?

: Less.

: What? That's not what you told me!

: *mumbles incoherently*

: So you've nothing to offer?

: No.

: Why do you exist?

:

Diwedd.
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