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I’m finally watching Call Me By Your Name, & I love this addition to the American imagination of, “all the gay shit happens in Europe” 
& if you’re in a country touching the Alps, the chance of gay shit goes up exponentially
omg Timothy Charmander is so young!!!
i’m 38 minutes in and... is any gay shit gonna happen or am i watching the wrong movie?
i was promised cum on a peach or something
seriously guys, 47 minutes and nothing... I might as well be watching the Sound of Music
if I don’t see ejaculate on a stone fruit by the 1 hour mark I’m switching to Julie Andrews
the movie should be titled “The Italian Countryside is Beautiful or Whatever” 
54 minutes & they’re kicking water at each other—that’s ejaculate adjacent, so i’ll keep watching
they kissed and he grabbed his dick, ladies and gentlemen!! we’re back!
i’m so bored 
omg Timothee is such a little bottom
they’re about to f*ck!!!!!
wait he fucks the apricot????????????
FINALLY! 
wait the mom wants them to go away together??? does she know 
??????
??????
i’m so glad gay shit happened, otherwise it was just white people speaking languages for 2 hours
why are they sad to be leaving each other?? Scruff has a Global feature
Timothee caught feelings—SUCH a little bottom
is his dad coming out to him?? 
oh NO he’s getting married wtffffffff
ok, it was cute. i liked it
