Big Ethical Non-Monogamy has almost succeeded in ruining being a depraved monster pervert by making it not sinister and gross. Butt plug ads with a ukelele soundtrack and upbeat whistling. There is nothing left, nothing left.
Formerly beautiful, spontaneous eruptions of human spirit (e.g. complete degenerates butt-fucking behind a Dumpster) will be replaced by Quality Content in which young professional throuples adorkably try to schedule their "play" for the month in front of an Oakland taco truck.
In retrospect it's clear that everything has been barreling towards Quality Television where someone is seen wearing a massive cum facial and saying "So... *that* just happened..." but we still failed to stop it.
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