If you’re puzzled by this, let me explain:

Climate change gives them control over everything in your life. Everything.

Your job. Your home. Your business. Your wealth. Your movement. Your diet. Your vehicle.

It gives them all of it. ALL of it. How did you not see this? https://twitter.com/evergreenaction/status/1353904509961990144

There’s nothing you can do in your life without using energy and leaving a “carbon footprint”.

So, what’s the easiest way to control what you do? Make carbon a sin to be taxed and regulated.

They convinced you and your kids that plant food is a pollutant. PLANT FOOD.

“Why is this their priority?! Why aren’t they focusing on more important things?!”

Oh sweet summer child. Control over you is their highest priority. There is nothing more important to them.

Have you been in a coma for the past 9 months?

I get that this sounds insane, but let me see if I can open you up to at least the POSSIBILITY it’s a power grab:

How many of your friends/acquaintances would go on television and tell the world the moon was made out of cheese in exchange for $400,000,000?

Would you?

With climate change, we’re talking about taxing and spending hundreds of billions and perhaps even trillions of dollars.

You honestly believe that’s not even a factor in all this, that POLITICIANS don’t care at all about that aspect of it?

I get it, I’m just an anonymous shitposter with a glowey eyed Teddy Roosevelt avi.

Why the hell should you take me seriously on this?

I dunno, maybe you shouldn’t. But my credentials are pretty close to Bill Nye’s, so..........