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just a thread of things #RANBOO has said tonight on his stream because i don’t know what’s going on with him, but it is of the funniest things i’ve ever watched.
“it’s past your bedtime? well it’s past the time where i asked.”
“rust is just a car disease.”
“someone spiked the cake? yeah, they put a knife in it and then i got stabbed.”
“i’m gonna take punz’s heart and rip it out and put it in the ocean.”
“what are you on? my chair.”
“rust is just a car disease.”
“someone spiked the cake? yeah, they put a knife in it and then i got stabbed.”
“i’m gonna take punz’s heart and rip it out and put it in the ocean.”
“what are you on? my chair.”
“you guys can’t see it because i don’t have a face cam but i just hit a whip.”
“i'm actually immortal. i’ve lived for 3,000 years. i’ve seen everyone i love die.”
“colorblind arc? no, colorful arc. i’m going to see more colors. schlorple. that’s a new color i just invented.”
“i'm actually immortal. i’ve lived for 3,000 years. i’ve seen everyone i love die.”
“colorblind arc? no, colorful arc. i’m going to see more colors. schlorple. that’s a new color i just invented.”
“you’ve been ranboozled.”
“bad joke? bad comment. get out of my chat.”
“i ain’t never seen an un-pretty ranboo follower.”
“be better. and be the best better your better self can be... they call me mr. motivational”
“bad joke? bad comment. get out of my chat.”
“i ain’t never seen an un-pretty ranboo follower.”
“be better. and be the best better your better self can be... they call me mr. motivational”
“i have 1 million followers on tiktok so you should twitch prime.”
“i wanna start buying a bunch of engagement rings and wearing them so people think i’m engaged to a lot of people, when in reality, i’m just alone.”
“i wanna start buying a bunch of engagement rings and wearing them so people think i’m engaged to a lot of people, when in reality, i’m just alone.”
“no one can stop me. and if they try, they’ll probably succeed because i’m a very weak man.”
“i’m gonna make like a car and re-tire.”
“i’m very normal right now. it’s me, mr, nor-mal.”
“i’m just having a crisis”
“i’m gonna make like a car and re-tire.”
“i’m very normal right now. it’s me, mr, nor-mal.”
“i’m just having a crisis”
“excuse you. my house is beautiful. it’s just ‘built different’ as the kids say”
*screams* “i don’t know what that scream was. new scream unlocked.”
“you’re making me blush with the lightning mcqueen bed”
*screams* “i don’t know what that scream was. new scream unlocked.”
“you’re making me blush with the lightning mcqueen bed”
“i give this server a gift by being on this server because i am a gift”
“i am not chaotic chat, i am simply... *long silence* ... anyways!”
“the vegan teacher’s in jail? how can she react to my tiktoks if she’s in jail? my plan is now ruined.”
“i am not chaotic chat, i am simply... *long silence* ... anyways!”
“the vegan teacher’s in jail? how can she react to my tiktoks if she’s in jail? my plan is now ruined.”
“i am so good at segways. i’m like a mall cop.”
“i wanna become a sonic voice actor when i grow up. i wanna be sonic, but like an alternate reality sonic where he’s just really sad....”
“i wanna become a sonic voice actor when i grow up. i wanna be sonic, but like an alternate reality sonic where he’s just really sad....”
“...no matter how fast i run, i can’t escape my problems! i live in constant turmoil of my past mistakes!i’ve seen my friends die multiple times!”
“i’m not normal! i’m immortal! there’s a difference.”
“i’m not normal! i’m immortal! there’s a difference.”
“i just thought i saw a person out of the corner of my eye so if i randomly go silent... uh oh.”
“and just like that, i’m gone. like a ghost in the wind.”
“techno vs dream who? it’s ranboo versus magma slime.”
“and just like that, i’m gone. like a ghost in the wind.”
“techno vs dream who? it’s ranboo versus magma slime.”
“peace and tranquility and kindness. eh. maybe not that last one.”
“tommy stole your heart of the sea? oh i know. i’m just gonna steal the heart... of his chest. i’m just gonna cut it out and throw it in the ocean.”
“tommy stole your heart of the sea? oh i know. i’m just gonna steal the heart... of his chest. i’m just gonna cut it out and throw it in the ocean.”
and finally “i love you guys, so much. you’re all pretty.”
i’m very convinced that ranboo is the only man ever <3
i’m very convinced that ranboo is the only man ever <3
