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Story Za Tonnie: Just Hit, Don't Commit 
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Oftentimes ladies say it's better to be straightforward about what you want from the start, is it a relationship that you want, or do you just want to smash? I agree, It's the right approach, but it hardly works, here's why..
.Oftentimes ladies say it's better to be straightforward about what you want from the start, is it a relationship that you want, or do you just want to smash? I agree, It's the right approach, but it hardly works, here's why..
Most of the time men just want to get laid, but let's be honest the thought of approaching a lady and telling her straight up that you just want to smash is absurd, you end up looking like a fool, in fact very few women in their right senses would take you seriously.
To curb this, most men come in the name of Love, consequently they find themselves in relationships that they do not need. So how do you get to hit and still not commit? In my coital shenanigans in Juja, I might have found a formula, Skiza story 
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Juja,
Friday evening, tumetulia kejani na cabrones, sad nigga hours imetwanga viserious, hakuna mtu ako na pesa. Tukaamua badala ya kujiua na depression tuchukue PS tuingie gaming night, FIFA can be a stress reliever btw. At around 10PM ninja fulani akapitia...
Friday evening, tumetulia kejani na cabrones, sad nigga hours imetwanga viserious
, hakuna mtu ako na pesa. Tukaamua badala ya kujiua na depression tuchukue PS tuingie gaming night, FIFA can be a stress reliever btw. At around 10PM ninja fulani akapitia...
Jamaa akadai kuna bash fulani anaenda, tunaeza fika kuna madem na pombe, the two most sought after commodities in Juja. Haraka upesi tukachomoka, story ya FIFA tukasare. Kweli kulikua na madem, ingawa wengi walikua wanachezea 5 and below, lakini haidhuru.
. Haraka upesi tukachomoka, story ya FIFA tukasare. Kweli kulikua na madem, ingawa wengi walikua wanachezea 5 and below, lakini haidhuru.
Hapo kwa pombe ndio walikosea, mbogi yangu ni ya heavy drinkers, keg regular ata ulete na tanker kama petroli hawaezi lewa. 2 hrs into the party booze ikakatika, ikabidi pia tumewatolea form. Tukapeleka party kejani, mali iwake, Cabrones wacheze FIFA, madem waspectate..
. 2 hrs into the party booze ikakatika, ikabidi pia tumewatolea form. Tukapeleka party kejani, mali iwake, Cabrones wacheze FIFA, madem waspectate..
Shida ya majamaa wa nyakemincha ni ati vitu kama FIFA wanakujanga kuzionea town. Kuna cabron alikua na mali safi lakini kuona FIFA akagoroka. Jamaa akasahau alikua na dem, big mistake, aliachia dem wake experienced hunters, sisi hao, tunakuanga na reflexes kama prime De gea.
. Jamaa akasahau alikua na dem, big mistake, aliachia dem wake experienced hunters, sisi hao, tunakuanga na reflexes kama prime De gea.
I could see she was lonely, so I decided to keep her company. Ligi imenoga, jamaa habanduki, upande huu nao mgusano umenoga, mimi pia sibanduki. Girls like attention, just give her some. That night, she kissed me, severally, in the morning before she left she gave me her number
. Girls like attention, just give her some. That night, she kissed me, severally, in the morning before she left she gave me her number
That Saturday, I didn't waste any time, wanasemanga samaki mkunje angali mbichi. I called her in the evening, she invited me to her place, as always nilifika nikiwa strapped. Nilifika late around 11pm, masaa ambayo kurudi ingekua ngumu, I had to spend the night.
. I called her in the evening, she invited me to her place, as always nilifika nikiwa strapped. Nilifika late around 11pm, masaa ambayo kurudi ingekua ngumu, I had to spend the night.
After a warm up talk that lasted about 30 minutes, we got into bed. Action time, I was there for one thing only, I wanted to smash. So mi nikaanza kutembeza mikono, 5 seconds in, nikaskia "Tonnie stop"
. Well, as an advocate of consensual sex, I had to stop...
. Well, as an advocate of consensual sex, I had to stop...
So mimi nikageuka, nikampea mgongo na nikajifanya nimekaokota mbaya, Jifanye umelala, akikuamsha sawa.
30 minutes later vile nilijipindua,akachukua mkono yangu, akajipiga lock, alafu akanisukumia ngongingo maeneo ya msambweni. That was the greenlight, kick off...
, Jifanye umelala, akikuamsha sawa.30 minutes later vile nilijipindua,akachukua mkono yangu, akajipiga lock, alafu akanisukumia ngongingo maeneo ya msambweni
. That was the greenlight, kick off...
Kidogo dem akageuka akaniangalia, tulikua tunageuzana kama judo athletes . Kitu ikamuambia akague kama niko na mzigo, akapatana na tochi ya battery saba. From that point on, there was no stopping, ilikua kama kueka trela ya simiti neutral ukishuka salgaa.
. Kitu ikamuambia akague kama niko na mzigo, akapatana na tochi ya battery saba. From that point on, there was no stopping, ilikua kama kueka trela ya simiti neutral ukishuka salgaa.
Mechi imeshika kasi, simu yake ikaanza kupigwa. It was a nigga calling, jina imesaviwa na emoji ya mapens 
. At that time I had my D up in her tirries so both of her hands were busy holding the tirries togeza. She couldn't pick up, Ikabidi nimekata hio simu mwenye.
. At that time I had my D up in her tirries so both of her hands were busy holding the tirries togeza. She couldn't pick up, Ikabidi nimekata hio simu mwenye.
Baada ya mechi, nikapewa towel nyeupeeee, nikapiga shower, alafu nikaingia netflix kuwatch bigmouth. Cuddling after sex ni kitu hufai kufanya, we ushaiona mafans ndani ya stadium baada ya mechi? Especially if you do not want a relationship, do not Cuddle after sex cabrones.
. Cuddling after sex ni kitu hufai kufanya, we ushaiona mafans ndani ya stadium baada ya mechi? Especially if you do not want a relationship, do not Cuddle after sex cabrones.
The next morning nikachomoka ngware masaa ya wamama wa marikiti. The next weekend pia nikafika nikafanya mambo yangu. But on the third weekend, katikati ya mechi, dem akaanza kusema "I love you", tena anarudiarudia kama kibwagizo, I didn't know what to say...
. The next weekend pia nikafika nikafanya mambo yangu. But on the third weekend, katikati ya mechi, dem akaanza kusema "I love you", tena anarudiarudia kama kibwagizo, I didn't know what to say...
Nikafikiria niseme "I love YouTube" teketeke nimkoroge lakini nikaona italeta nitajicheza .Ikabidi nimeongeza pace ya strokes ndio asare hio story. Later, dem akaanza kunitext some lovey dovey texts lakini nilikua nazichorea design nyi huchorea kusoma terms and conditions .
.Ikabidi nimeongeza pace ya strokes ndio asare hio story. Later, dem akaanza kunitext some lovey dovey texts lakini nilikua nazichorea design nyi huchorea kusoma terms and conditions .
Mimi nilikua hapo on loan, contract ya a maximum of 3 months with an option to extend, lakini dem ni kama alikua anadai kunisign for 5 years na aniekee buyout clause, Ikabidi nimemghost. I was comfortable the way things were, I didn't want to take things to the next level.
, Ikabidi nimemghost. I was comfortable the way things were, I didn't want to take things to the next level.
When she stopped texting, I hit her up, nikaenda na bado nikadishi. Kwanza hio usiku nilipikiwa meal moja genje sanaMy point is, if you're not ready for a relationship, don't commit just to get laid.Many relationships are not working because all the guy wanted was just to smash
My point is, if you're not ready for a relationship, don't commit just to get laid.Many relationships are not working because all the guy wanted was just to smash
Sasa lovey dovey inampeleka mbio na hajui atahepa aje. Just hit, but don't commit if you don't want to.
Ladies, if you like him and you want a relationship, don't let him smash before you're clear about your intentions, most men won't commit after smashing...
. Just hit, but don't commit if you don't want to.Ladies, if you like him and you want a relationship, don't let him smash before you're clear about your intentions, most men won't commit after smashing
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Story ni back to back sasa.
Good day
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Twendeni hustle.
Story ni back to back sasa.
Good day
. Twendeni hustle.
