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Started the colonoscopy prep. MY GOD.
This is incredible. It won’t stop.
I dared go downstairs to refill the laxative cup and had to R U N back. S P R I N T!!!!!
I’m ... impressed? Dazzled? By this. I feel like a super soaker made of flesh.
I just can’t believe this is a thing. This is a thing we invented.
I was very hungry since no solid foods today but somehow that box of Cheezits is no longer so tempting ...
Not to get all corny comedy trope but holy shit, the first person who did this , wow wow wee wow
Poor Sprout ( parrot) is downstairs calling for me, isn’t sure why I can’t hang out since this is our usual after work time together. She just saw me LAUNCH to the upstairs bathroom and is probably like wtf
When I read advice on wearing easily removed elastic band pants instead of pants buttons/zippers to prevent potential incidents, I laughed to myself “ no way it’s that crazy, right?” WRONG, thank god for sweatpants.
I mean not that I’ve worn a pair of pants that weren’t elastic banded since the pandemic BUT STILL
Well the worst seems to be over 
That was a horrible test of my o-ring’s integrity I’d love to not repeat anytime soon. Time for a warm bath and staring into the middle distance, thinking about how great food is going to taste tomorrow...
That was a horrible test of my o-ring’s integrity I’d love to not repeat anytime soon. Time for a warm bath and staring into the middle distance, thinking about how great food is going to taste tomorrow...
