Senator LeBron would be unstoppable as the star small forward for the Democratic Senate basketball team. But don't sleep on the rest of the squad (thread): https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1353814698043576322
PG - Bernie Sanders: Pass-first point guard (spread the wealth!), but can finish with nice lays at the basket. Shares running the point with LeBron. Understands the importance of teamwork: "Not me. Us."
SG - Ed Markey: Strong mid-range shooter. Will spend his time on the bench advocating for the Green New Deal. Top choice to take free throws when Ted Cruz gets a tech.
PF - Mark Warner: Decent inside game. Won't have a problem letting Senator LeBron shine.
C - Cory Booker: Offensive liability, but has athletic experience from playing tight end at Stanford. Not a good sign that Sen. Jon Tester locked him down.
Coach - Elizabeth Warren: Will always have a plan for the game. Unafraid to chew Bernie out if he turns the ball over. LeBron's $480 million net worth might be an issue, but Coach Warren would make sure he pays his fair share.
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