Asst Football Coach, your secret playbook is getting worn out. @GovTimWalz

We know your routine, Timmy. Start with the soft sell a few days early. Your sycophants spread the message.

It's a nice pre-game to your big press conferences.

On Game Day, you trot out a buffet line of different folks; all your biggest cheerleaders. @EducationMN

Then you waddle up to the podium, sweaty gray mask on, and blather on and on.

Softball Emse is prepped with questions, ready for the easy toss. @esmemurphy

Grand Finale: People waste 60-90 minutes of their time, and have no clue what was just said.

Are my kids going back to school? Will my business open fully?

Turkey Tim avoids the tough questions. @GovTimWalz

#mnleg
#OneMinnesota

Extra Innings for Asst Coach: @GovTimWalz

Your soft sell on tax hikes:

Is this to pay for 'broad' education changes nobody can succinctly define?

And DOES NOT get kids back in school?

Tough questions, & I know it's time for 2nd lunch. But local media is sat this game out..