Adult toy product diagrams that look like shitposts

This is dangerously close to being loss

Sex in the age of the pandemic

someone in a tux sits on a chair in the middle of the spiral

nearby (but at least 6 feet away!), a woman in heels connects to the wifi

it's 2021, man, we can't have sex without wifi

There are, by the way, exactly seven types of sex.

They have a sync to music feature, and I'm interested in how exactly the legal issues behind this song selection went.
Also I'm gonna disappointed in their selection. For obvious reasons.

Hey, NSA? I hear the terrorists may be coordinating on the VibratorNet. Better figure out how to spy on that.

Sometimes people ask about how you know if you're a top or a bottom. It's simple, you travel exactly 30 degrees apart on the globe, whip out your phones, and engage in a psychic battle with differently colored mind waves.
The winner is the bottom.