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A year or so ago I impulsively bought an entire box of 1992 Marvel Masterpieces and scanned them and now here is a thread of my favorites as gay archetypes
Circuit Party queen that also somehow has two kids
Your best friend that manages to hook up with more dudes at Metropolitan than you do
Pnp top. Can never host and is honestly probably a drug dealer
“Mayor Pete would have won”
Teaches musical theater at Hunter College and has never used Grindr
Couple who invites you over to be their third who then proceed to get in a weird fight while you just sit there
This is actually the only canonically gay marvel character
Won’t shut up about Barry’s Bootcamp
“Speedball”
Your ex’s sister who you hang out with constantly even though you haven’t talked to your ex in five years
Used to be the GM of a super hot restaurant in midtown and now does real estate but definitely still has a coke problem
This is just @robynkonichiwa
Moved to NYC from Berlin three years ago who tries to get you to go to raves at 2:45 am on a Wednesday
Soccer dads with triplets from a surrogate
