WHY i think itachi uchiha is muslim.
A VERY IMPORTANT THREAD
this is all for jokes (not rlly lol)
first of all, mikoto didn’t name him itachi uchiha, his name is Ismail Usman. itachi uchiha is just an alias
Ismail ibn Fugaku is always doing fire style, to remind ppl about how hot Jahanam is.
for Eid Al Adha, itachi sacrificed his clan ( i know it should have been sheep instead and not his clan but he’s got the spirit)
he dresses modestly, i mean, do you see his cloak?
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST BC I SAID SO!!!
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