ok , putting this out there - Am married ; very married ; happily & forever . I talk about my ‘Hubalucious’ often .... so , heads up American blokes looking for a mrs ... I’m not your girl - yes , I look fabulous - I know ;) .. but , could probably be your mum ...
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My kids are probably older than you ... Yes , yes , thanks for promoting me to Queen ... but I’ve always been the queen in my house ... oh , I’m the most beautiful person ever ? You got that from my half masked twitter pic ? Amazing .
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I know there’s a global pandemic n all ... but is twitter the new tinder ? Surely you should be searching for like minds who perhaps live within , I don’t know .... less than 6355kms ? Even the same continent may be more helpful in the long term .
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Oh ... You love my ‘sarcastic’ humour .... ? I wasn’t trying to be funny ! You bet my accents quaint .... no mate ; grew up in Johannesburg ; I have an accent like 15 spaniels eating spanners . I’m altogether not the right chick for you ... and my husband says ‘No’ ...
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No you can’t DM me some time ... Damn , has my photo been passed round the whole of Biddlybong Idaho or something ? No offence to any non-stalky types from Idaho ! .. Blimey girls ... there’s some desperados out there ! Heads up !
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Ok , I think these guys are all service men ? Lonely blokes in the desert or preppers on the prairie ... all the dms came at once ... is this a hillbilly hack ?!?