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Today I’m playing a game. It’s called #RateMySnowman. I’ve been all over Clapham Common investigating people’s efforts. There’s solid snowman diversity this year. Let’s begin! 
Accessories 4/5
Facial features 4/5
Snowball count = 3
A great start with solid 11 points for our moustachioed friend.
Facial features 4/5
Snowball count = 3
A great start with solid 11 points for our moustachioed friend.
Attention to detail 3/5
Boobs = 2
Snowballs = 6
That’s another 11 points. Great twig hair on the lady snowman.
Boobs = 2
Snowballs = 6
That’s another 11 points. Great twig hair on the lady snowman.
Cuteness and expressions = 5/5
Accessories = 4/5
Snowballs = 4
A grand total of 13 for these reprobates- very strong. #RateMySnowman
Accessories = 4/5
Snowballs = 4
A grand total of 13 for these reprobates- very strong. #RateMySnowman
Creativeness 5/5 (Have you ever seen a snowman in a tree before?!)
Expression 1/5 (I don’t think he has a face...)
Snowballs = 3
9 points for the snowman who watches over all snowmen #RateMySnowman
Expression 1/5 (I don’t think he has a face...)
Snowballs = 3
9 points for the snowman who watches over all snowmen #RateMySnowman
Friendliness 5/5
Discernible facial features 2.5/5 (great on dad snowman, baby snowman has problems)
Snowball count = 6
Total = 13.5 a solid family effort #RateMySnowman
Discernible facial features 2.5/5 (great on dad snowman, baby snowman has problems)
Snowball count = 6
Total = 13.5 a solid family effort #RateMySnowman
Accessories 5/5
Form 2/5 (not quite sure if snowman or snowreindeer)
Snowball count = 1.5
Total = 8.5 for the snowmanreindeerbeast #RateMySnowman
Form 2/5 (not quite sure if snowman or snowreindeer)
Snowball count = 1.5
Total = 8.5 for the snowmanreindeerbeast #RateMySnowman
Structure 4/5 (great arms)
Facial features 3/5 (down one eye. I found it on the floor. Oops.)
Snowball count = 3
Total = 10! Great effort, could have had two more points if they eye stayed in place. #RateMySnowman
Facial features 3/5 (down one eye. I found it on the floor. Oops.)
Snowball count = 3
Total = 10! Great effort, could have had two more points if they eye stayed in place. #RateMySnowman
(Sorry for the bad picture, the area was gated off)
Family values 5/5 (four teeny tiny snowmen!)
Sticking to the rules 0/5 (gated area. Snowman break-in)
Snowballs = 8
13 points for the teeny snowman family #RateMySnowman
Family values 5/5 (four teeny tiny snowmen!)
Sticking to the rules 0/5 (gated area. Snowman break-in)
Snowballs = 8
13 points for the teeny snowman family
#RateMySnowman
I have a few more, but this’ll be my final one for now.
Hair 5/5 great use of leaf. So real. Much foliage.
Friendliness 4/5 think I can see a cheeky smile poking through
Snowball count = 3
Bonus point for having little mud contamination.
Total = 13. #RateMySnowman
Hair 5/5 great use of leaf. So real. Much foliage.
Friendliness 4/5 think I can see a cheeky smile poking through
Snowball count = 3
Bonus point for having little mud contamination.
Total = 13. #RateMySnowman
