When I tell y’all I whooped my moms bfs ass last night lmao. Now all my nails broke

By popular demand, story time.
So basically we’re in a group chat (my mom, this mf, my older brother, and his girl) so we were talking to my mom and he tried to address something that really wasn’t his place and I simply told him “I’m not talking to you”

So he says “you fucking are now”if you know me, you know it escalated. So I start addressing shit my moms been telling me that he’s been saying to her. So now he starts calling me all kinds of cunts & bitches. Then he says he’s gonna smack the fuck outta all 3 of us spoiled fucks

I’m with all the shits, so I told him I was around the corner and would pull tf up. They were out of town so he said he’d let me know when they’d make it home so he can “bust some heads” because “we’re all boxing now”.

Meanwhile he’s getting into it with my little brother on the side telling him he’s gonna pay his credit card debit off with our late dads money. Our dads money “gonna build his credit”. Then said “fuck your dead, couldn’t left more than 10 lb dad”

All while telling me in the group text that MY MOM IS IN, that “your daddy’s dead dumbass” so at this point, again if you know me, I’m seeing red. So the next day they get home and he’s arguing all day with my little brother and my older brother tells us to stay away from my moms

I go to sleep from 4-8 and wake up and my little brother calls me telling me more bullshit. So I put my slides on and leave because I told this mf I was gonna beat his ass. So I’m on the phone the whole way and don’t tell a soul that I’m going. I get to her house and just hang up

I walk up and bang on the door and he answers. I said “I came to get my ass whooped by the man himself” when I tell y’all this man was in awe that I showed up. And immediately starts with “I’m not gonna put my hands on you, where’s your brothers at?”

I said “no mf you’re gonna beat my fucking ass” so he moves to the side and lets me in the house and said “no I’m not” and I shoulder bumped him and said “no tf you’re not” and walk passed him. He shoves me hard af from behind and I kinda slide across the pool table.

I turn around like “no this mf didn’t” and he pins me against the wall. So it’s over now, I start beating TF outta this mf. He’s trying to get me on the ground and I’m a stout bitch so I SLING him to the ground and just keep swinging on his ass.

So my mom rushes in and separates us and I’m pissed at her ass too because who tf you letting talk to you and your kids this way about your late husband. She starts defending his ass and tells me to leave. So walk to the door and this fool has the nerve to keep shit talking to me

So I swing on his ass again, I hit this mf and in the same swing I punch my mom in the face too but at this point I’m like fuck her anyway she needs her ass beat too. So he tries to throw me on another piece of furniture and I get him off me and he rushes out the door.

His nose and head all bleeding and shit he talking about “you hit me in the nose” and I said “bitch I hope it’s broke” so I go outside and would you believe he still tryna talk shit to me??? So I throw him into a bush and he pulls me over it with him and now I’m on the ground too

So he starts saying “I don’t wanna hurt you” I’m like “mf you better kill me” (y’all know I’m crazy) so he gets off me and I hit his ass again. No he’s back on my moms porch and saying “if you hit me again I’m gonna hurt you.” My mom just standing there like this

Side note: I did all this in slides with my fucking PURSE ON. At this point he hurting, my momma shuffling his ass in the house and I get my shit together and call him all kinds of pussies and I leave.

He was gonna wait to get his ass whooped by my brothers, but he went ahead and packed up last night after I left and hasn’t been back to her house since.

So that’s my white trash life lmao, hope you all enjoy.