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Presenting a collection I call "Andrew Laming is the old dude at Schoolies who thinks he's funny & cool but is really gross & creepy & racist AF."
First up, a Tik Tok chin-up video, working his guns in jeans & puffer vest to lyrics about curved dicks
https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/andrew-laming-curved-dick-tiktok/
First up, a Tik Tok chin-up video, working his guns in jeans & puffer vest to lyrics about curved dicks
https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/andrew-laming-curved-dick-tiktok/
Next we have Laming in a club generously buying rounds and personally thanking the young promo girls he had campaigning for him.
Because what else speaks to the young'uns but booze and chicks, ammiright?
https://twitter.com/nicky_retro/status/1352758911665909763?s=19
Because what else speaks to the young'uns but booze and chicks, ammiright?
https://twitter.com/nicky_retro/status/1352758911665909763?s=19
Here he is crashing a young'uns Australia Day barbie armed with a plate of lamingtons because how good is 'Straya, ey kids? 
https://twitter.com/shayne_chester/status/1352882355438981120?s=19
https://twitter.com/shayne_chester/status/1352882355438981120?s=19
Another opportunity for Australia Day-flavoured campaigning, this time Laming boasting about how he did not one but TWO keg stands that day and invited himself into at least 12 backyard barbies because "MPs do things in different ways." 
https://www.couriermail.com.au/federal-mp-andrew-laming-crashed-my-australia-day-party-skolled-a-beer-and-stunned-us-all/news-story/4bdae98bc321c14738b7cff8c5480d22
https://www.couriermail.com.au/federal-mp-andrew-laming-crashed-my-australia-day-party-skolled-a-beer-and-stunned-us-all/news-story/4bdae98bc321c14738b7cff8c5480d22
Continuing with the Australia Day theme, this time Laming shares a party photo in a campaign brochure which was described as "lewd" 
Interestingly, the story has been scrubbed from original news site, but you can still find it in some discussion forums
https://www.patrol4x4.com/threads/another-laming-blunder.97090/
Interestingly, the story has been scrubbed from original news site, but you can still find it in some discussion forums
https://www.patrol4x4.com/threads/another-laming-blunder.97090/
Moving onto Laming's expert use of social media to control the narrative & craft a personal brand, here he spends a whole weekend commenting on Facebook after getting very, very upset about 'The Simpsons' memes & repeatedly taking the bait left for him 
https://m.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/12/04/queensland-mp-andrew-laming-spent-the-weekend-at-war-with-a-simp_a_21620380/
https://m.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/12/04/queensland-mp-andrew-laming-spent-the-weekend-at-war-with-a-simp_a_21620380/
However, Laming is nothing if not a stellar model of the Liberal credo "have a go, you'll get a go" as evidenced when he shared a meme himself that depicted Annastacia Palaszczuk as a Nazi, apparently unaware her granddad was in a WWII Nazi labour camp. https://www.redlandcitybulletin.com.au/story/6760587/lnp-mp-andrew-laming-apologises-for-facebook-meme/
Funnily enough, just two months after his own Nazi meme, Laming sacked his own staffer for posting offensive content on social media.
Lolz, those young'uns you like so much are a handful sometimes, ey Laming?
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/jun/11/lnp-mp-andrew-laming-sacks-staffer-barclay-mcgain-questions-offensive-social-media-posts
Lolz, those young'uns you like so much are a handful sometimes, ey Laming?
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/jun/11/lnp-mp-andrew-laming-sacks-staffer-barclay-mcgain-questions-offensive-social-media-posts
But really, Laming just wants to look after kids & families
He urged parents to call the cops on principals if they refused entry to sick children during #COVID lockdown & called for an increase in teacher hours b/c he doesn't think they work hard enough https://www.redlandcitybulletin.com.au/story/6741947/state-education-minister-calls-for-sacking-of-bowman-mp-andrew-laming/
He urged parents to call the cops on principals if they refused entry to sick children during #COVID lockdown & called for an increase in teacher hours b/c he doesn't think they work hard enough https://www.redlandcitybulletin.com.au/story/6741947/state-education-minister-calls-for-sacking-of-bowman-mp-andrew-laming/
...but not ALL parents & kids get his support.
As shadow secretary for Indigenous health, LONG before his "petrol sniffing" comment, Laming said:
"Mobs tearing up Logan. Did any of them do a day's work today or was it business as usual & welfare on tap?" https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-15/coalition-mp-tweet-on-racial-tensions-labelled-disgraceful-/4464988
As shadow secretary for Indigenous health, LONG before his "petrol sniffing" comment, Laming said:
"Mobs tearing up Logan. Did any of them do a day's work today or was it business as usual & welfare on tap?" https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-15/coalition-mp-tweet-on-racial-tensions-labelled-disgraceful-/4464988
But when all is said & done, Laming just wants to be a man of the people. He even extends invitations to constituents via unsolicited texts & signs off as "Lammo" in an attempt to nurture warm relationships, because Lammo is your mate!
And so... https://twitter.com/andrea_weymouth/status/1352863028446814211?s=19
And so... https://twitter.com/andrea_weymouth/status/1352863028446814211?s=19
In conclusion,Andrew Laming is the old dude at Schoolies who thinks he's funny & cool but is really gross & creepy & racist AF
What say you @AndrewLamingMP, @ScottMorrisonMP?
@MFWitches @RonniSalt @BelindaJones68 @PRGuy17 @DaveMilbo @AlboMP @latingle @vanbadham @MichaelPascoe01
What say you @AndrewLamingMP, @ScottMorrisonMP?
@MFWitches @RonniSalt @BelindaJones68 @PRGuy17 @DaveMilbo @AlboMP @latingle @vanbadham @MichaelPascoe01
