1. All the pets and hoomans too are asking when we’re moving to the #WhiteHouse. Because there are many logistical details to be worked out, it’s gonna take a couple of days, if not more. Plus, we each have our own security detail now to pawtect us from cosplay terrorists.

2. By logistical details we mean not only organizing the move & all it entails, but also that Winston - not COTUS - our Secretary of Fumigation & Ritual Cleansing is still hard at work to prepare the WH fur our arrival. We have sensitive noses so the pawcess is very complex.

3. Just to avoid any misunpawrstanding, our outloook on life is purrcent #science based. But there are some rare instances where a bit of sage can go a long way to clear purrsistant stenches which would otherwise hurt our little noses.