durant tweets as astrological signs:
aries: get to the point and get to it fast. who the fuck are you looking at
taurus: sweetie pie don’t deny who you are or what you like
gemini: embrace your multiple personalities it’s 2021 variety is everything
cancer: are you sensitive or are you just right?? now are those laughing tears

or real tears

leo: attention????? necessary
virgo: name a sign more dedicated to literally anything. you can’t
libra: my flirty friends i love you
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