Taking a deep dive into older medical literature can be both incredibly diverting and profoundly disturbing

Thanks to @marinamaral2 and @iandwolfe for alerting me to the cringe-worthy phenomenon of “bicycle face”

A #medtwitter THREAD/
Apparently this has been a known entity long before the famously pained grimace of Lance Armstrong during the lung-busting (if, ahem, “assisted”) Alpine ascents of the Tour de France
(As an aside, the same activity was apparently used a stress test in the 19th century – take that, dobutamine!)
Back in 1895, with infant mortality at zero and absolutely no pre-penicillin bacterial contagions to worry about, the physicians of the day turned their attentions to the most pressing problem in healthcare: the contorted facial features of the cyclist in motion
And beyond this unappealing rictus, there were spinal concerns too

Behold the Quasimodo-worthy deformity of kyphosis bicyclistarum!
But that vertebral anomaly is nothing compared to concerns about the impact of cycling upon the pelvis

🚨 IMPENDING MISOGYNY ALERT 🚨
To be sure, men had their share of GU concerns ("Bicycle vs. Bladder" sounds like a failed game show concept)

With sad predictability, however, women would far worse
What’s worse than "bicycle face"?

Meet “actual dowdiness”
<PEARL-CLUTCHING INTENSIFIES>
Surely this can't get worse?
Oh yes it can
Turns out Peloton wife isn't a new meme after all 🤦‍♂️

Ride on, gentlemen and ladies 🚴‍♂️🚴

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