Gonna try something different and post one of my favourite rounds and break down the bars below in a thread. If it's something you're interested in more I'll do some from other battlers.
This is my 3rd vs Tofer.
Lemme know what ya think and what classic rds I should break down
"You're on the same flyer as Tone and Soul you should be fucking hyped tonight"
Self explanatory.
"Not looking like you've died inside
Put your pride aside
You shoulda known coming to my lane there will be blood like you lived a false Messiah's life"
In the movie DDL kills the false prophet in his bowling alley
"But be more Life Of Brian
Coz either side you've an idol in your sights
So while you die at least look on the bright side of life"
Keeping the false messiah theme. Eric Idle was in Life Of Brian and sang 'Always Look on The Bright Side of Life'
"N stop saying you been knifing guys
Coz even with a weapon noone thinks you'd win in a fight
Even though after my car crash my shoulder still isn't right"
Self-explanatory
"Coz I'm like Tony Soprano after the car spins in the dyke
I only need one hand to end Kristopher's life"
"Nobody thinks you can write it's just your delivery's shite
And people can't think of a genuine compliment so they give ya a participants price"
Sometimes ya don't need references and ya can just be mean 😂
"For me this is just the tip of the ice
And I think it's bout time me and Terminal finally finished our trial"

Myself and @TerminalFuture were finding our UK trips a bit easy at this point
"Cause we look at this as our test (Artest)
But still haven't had a challenge
At this stage we're in Big Ben's city
Throwing punches for the crowd like Malice At The Palace"
When Ron Artest fought fans in the Detroit Palace. Big Ben Wallace captained Detroit. We were in London
"N if you don't think we're up to standard you're a massive ignoramus
We'll kick in your door and catch you coming down the stairs like Bananas in Pyjamas"
"Coz every trip we take its light work, fuck if you cram to understand us"
MC Lyte - Cram to understand 🤷‍♂️
"It's still a 2 body package
Like Carlos strapped with glasses
On to Zach Galifianakis"
The baby in the Hangover is Carlos
"The state I've left him in is hard to fathom
Your fam can only see cremation as the answer
Coz even with skill, bars alone is (Barcelona's) not enough
Now your fam has to head to buy a urn (Bayern)
Like Thiago Alcantara's"

Thiago left Barca for Bayern
"Tbh when I got offered Dia-fridge
I was kinda pissed I had this battle booked
But I didn't stamp or sulk, backtrack on Ambi once"

I was booked vs Dialect the next week
"I showed up and did my job now I'll have a sup, n lap it up
Coz unlike this depressing cunt, my glass is always half full like Half a Gallon Goodz"
"But I actually pack a punch"

Goodz had just punched Jimz in their battle
Let me know what you thought. I might do a @tonydpoison round next week or something
@Frankie_Phraser @Ruairi_one2 @SLASHSLASHDead @efarrell_ @Real_DealRaps some bars for yas. If you have any rounds of you want me to do like this lemme know
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