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Why Julian Nagelsmann is the Perfect Man for the Chelsea Job
Tactical Analysis
A Thread
Tactical Analysis
A Thread
1) He passes the name test. Typing Nagelsmann auto corrects to Bagels, everyone loves bagels meaning everyone will love Nagelsmann, right?
2) His elite dress sense. Ranging from scintillating suits to techy tracksuits, Julian goes from teaching tactics at 9 to dropping the hottest bars at 4
3) Unlocking Werner
Unlike Lampard who has turned Timo into the Schnitzel Morata, Nagelsmann was responsible for moulding Timo into the Red Bull R9, bagging 47 G/A in 45 matches in 19/20. An attacking threat that puts Hitler to shame.
Unlike Lampard who has turned Timo into the Schnitzel Morata, Nagelsmann was responsible for moulding Timo into the Red Bull R9, bagging 47 G/A in 45 matches in 19/20. An attacking threat that puts Hitler to shame.
4) The best young manager in the world. Julian is 33 Years Old, making him very young, i like young people so he’s perfect for the Job 
5) He isn’t a tory.
Unlike Fat Frank, Nagelsmann is German so he clearly hasn’t voted in any UK elections before, right?
Coupled with his appreciation for Black Players, the image below was enough to solve racism. Take notes Frank 
Unlike Fat Frank, Nagelsmann is German so he clearly hasn’t voted in any UK elections before, right?
Coupled with his appreciation for Black Players, the image below was enough to solve racism. Take notes Frank
6) His tactics.
After deep consultation and analysis of Julian’s tactics, i’ve come to the conclusion that i don’t understand them. Despite being a Christian Man, Chelsea fans won’t have to worry about him implementing Crosses into our football, so Cross and Inshallah is over
After deep consultation and analysis of Julian’s tactics, i’ve come to the conclusion that i don’t understand them. Despite being a Christian Man, Chelsea fans won’t have to worry about him implementing Crosses into our football, so Cross and Inshallah is over
That’s the End of the thread, might have to turn my avi into black and white and become a full time twitter analyst now
