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Hematology as a series of #SchittsCreek GIFs. 1/n
When the ICU calls because the PTT is >120 seconds despite decreasing the heparin to homeopathic dosing.

2/n
The surgeons page urgently due to massive hemorrhage despite completely normal labs. 3/n
The urgent Friday afternoon consult for anemia that’s been present for 9 months, and actually improving.
4/n
When the primary team for the anemia consult already ordered a reticulocyte count. 5/n
When you get the call about the patient with horrific bleeding and a new life threatening clot. 6/n
Explaining to the primary team that no one needs TID iron. 7/n
When the patient in the ICU is on simultaneous heparin and FFP infusions. 8/n
When the team asks about sending inpatient thrombophilia testing including MTHFR. 9/n
The elevated B12 consult 10/n
When the team is concerned about HIT but continued the heparin. 11/n
Any time we are consulted. 12/fin
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