Narrator: "Austin also regretted it"
h/t @businessinsider for this haunting cautionary tale
"The car washes were lame"

OH CAN YOU FUCK OFF ANY HARDER, GUY?
Well...
Steiner Ranch: "He just went to the wrong parties"
Number of times this donkstick let y'all into his lane when you had a turn signal on...
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