I will take my chances in New York all day every day. By far, the kindest place to tourists and home of brothers who will see about me. The east coast, someone will check on you. The west coast, you can die of exposure on a lovely street. Don’t even get me started on Boston. https://twitter.com/esisogah/status/1352646201431175172
One time I had to get from the airport over to my uncle’s place in Washington Heights. He is in a PANIC. They all think I’m country dumb, you know. I tell him, “oh I just stand at the subway looking confused until someone brings me to you.” Literally works every time.
30 years and I’ve never bothered to learn the trains. I just stand there and look like I’m from somewhere else. A New Yorker takes care of the rest for me.
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