at the request of the public: official reya liveblog thread of LPS popular. 38 episodes and too much free time. I promptly invite you to mute me while you still can.

for people who have no clue what LPS popular is

"reya what the fuck are you doing" my therapist cancelled on me this week

PLEASEEEE NOO I'M ONLY 1 MINUTE IN AND THEY'RE ALREADY BEING ABLEIST

[brooke] "they're sending me to some uptight school called the orange county day school"
[savannah] "orange county day? That shortens to OCD. Obsessive compulsive disorder, as if they're obsessively compulsively uptight!"

as someone with OCD sophiegtv personally owes me money for writing that joke into her script I think I just felt a piece of me die

sorry I'm back I just needed 10 minutes to stare at the ceiling and wonder which traumatic event in my life lead me to being sick enough in the head that I thought an LPS series psychoanalysis thread was a good decision

california girls by katy perry is playing I'm not sure for how much longer I can take this

"me longingly staring at a personalized poster of me and my bestie and thinking about her all day long but no homo we are just BFFLs (best friends 4 life)" this is why god hates gay people

the way sophiegtv violently slams the LPS toys into her table to simulate walking is like ASMR to me

"savannah, shy home-schooled girl, is experiencing her first day at public school where she meets 2 new friends who are willing to help her survive her new life in spite of The School Divas!!!" how far can we can drag this plot without the mean girls writers filing a lawsuit

PLEASE NOT ANOTHER ABLEIST OCD JOKE

if I hear one more OCD joke I'm personally emailing the creator my paypal for reparation money because I KNOW she's making bank off this series

DID ONE OF THE LITTLEST PET SHOP BITCHES JUST DROP A SLUR ??????????????????????

this really is just like real life public school

PLEASEEEE TELL ME I DID NOT JUST HEAR THAT RIGHT??? ¿¿¿!!!!!!!!

HER OUTFIT IS SO TOTALLY WHAT8@)8@8)6@=6£3=8@8

EVERY DAY GOD TESTS MY SANITY

thank you to robin for clarifying that the line was "her outfit is totally from target" and not a LJTERAL SLUR but at this point I am just expecting for brooke to pull up at school with this

please this phyjlsicajklt hurts

"Umm, ur LOSER, right? "

this laugh track is making me feel violent

I SJOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD@8)9@=99=6)6?))?=!=?)!)?=?()6(9)8(00(

how was ur first day at school :)? Oh... It was wonderful....,,, Just GREAT-EUHGUGUHUH HFUGUSBU [LPS being bashed into the table sounds]EUEUDNSEUEUEU OHHH THAT STUPID. PATHETIC. MEAN. HAAAUG TAKE THATAAAUUUGGH BEST FRIEND??! YEAEUH RIGHT [SLAMS CHAIR]

me when my mother asks me how was my day at school

LITERALLY THIS IMAGE

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE

THE WAY SHE SLAMS HER HEAD INTO THE FLOOR AND DROPS HER SUNGLASSES@9=6£3)5(6????

me when I get so upset with my mother that I slam my head into the ground like an ostrich

to clear up any incoming confusion savannah "dyed" her fur & got a make-over (this was just added in to the plot so the creator would have a clever excuse to switch the old LPS out with a different one) here's what she looks like now so it won't be confusing whenever I post clips

PLEASE HELPPPPP WHAT ARE THE BACKROUND REACTIONS(8(8(8(8)8

sory but not everuone needs plastic surgery to look good (OOOUUH ) (OWNAGE) Well,.,.,. At least I didn't borrow my haircolour from a CARROT . ur right brook. it looks like u borrowed it from a Banana :) (HHHOAUUA) (THAT LITTLE) (OHNOSHEDIDNOOTTT)

I think I'm going to incorporate the word "ownage" into my daily vocabulary like my mother is going to call me a disgrace and disappointment to our family and proceed to tell me that I have 3 days to pack my bags before I get kicked out and I would just be like OOH #OWNAGE

THE EDITED IN PHONE

[ROCK INSTRUMENTAL] DO SOMETHING!!! RUIN HER!!!!

what if we were 2 littlest pet shop dogs and we were about to kiss would that be fucked up or what

THE VOICE-ACTED FAKE CRYING ON THIS(8)5)6(=6£6_6)6=6)6=6(=6(6=6(!=!(6)9@8(8@6(6@6(8()3)!????=?=?=!=!!?=?=?)!)?)?)?)?

TW // ED

this show got fucked up fast there's an entire subplot about savannah developing an eating disorder & starving herself especially after being fat-shamed so I haven't been doing as much Funny Commentary because it'd be horrible to laugh at that even if it's an LPS story

regardless keep in mind that this is still the first part of the show and that it's going to get way more wild than this so. Buckle up

Savannah's friends are trying to encourage her to seduce Brook's boyfriend

she's actually doing it

I THINK HE JUST ACTUALLY CHEATED

conservative high-school boys after making a "woman go make sandwich" joke for the 18th time in a week

I am actually immensely entertained by this plotline I'm just watching these funny plastic figurines go at each other's throats like it's life and death

villain backstory: pet cricket got ran over by a jumbo truck

WHY IST THSI SO FUNNY I SWERAR TO GOD(9=9(6=6)

I said, MOVE [SPED UP LPS DECLUTTERING MONTAGE]

most LPS popular episodes have fan-made subtitles due to it being such a famous series in the community so there's even subtitles in other languages but the episode I'm on literally only has polish subtitles. that's it. not even the basic english ones just Polish LPS Popular

@hinataenjoyer I'm going to need your help with this one oomf (/j)

me in my room crying to mitski's entire discography

savannah has better character writing than 60% of antagonists I've seen in professionally produced movies. how does it feel to be owned by an LPS cat in a chick flick

PLEASE TELL ME WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE DANGANRONPA TRIAL MUSIC

LPS POPULAR SCRUM DEBATE

finished the 9th episode... it's nearly 1 AM so I'm stopping here^^ but rest assured I will be back to offer you terrible LPS popular content when I wake up

comeback time! I'm busy with debate club right now but I'll return very soon with my liveblog! things might progress a little slowly today because I'm also working for an art contest but alas the show must go on

the absolutely phenomenal writing and production quality of this villain monologue

THINGS ARE GETTING HEATED IN THE LPS POPULAR CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

that final line single-handedly dealt lethal damage on my psyche(9=5(6=6(3)3(?)!(6=6(6)6(6

brooke after being told that she's 100% peanut butter and jealous

high-school boys after saying a slur

SERIOUSLY THE VOICE-ACTED LAUGHING IN THIS SERIES IS MAKING ME FEEL INSANE

there's a House Party episode incoming this absolutely never goes well in high-school dramas

this LPS party is hardcore

Why do you hate women be honest

me role-playing being a warrior cat during recess in 4th grade

mom please come pjck me up the lps ar egoifng to have sex in front of me mom please im scared

PLEASE MOM YHEYRE MAKING SEX SOUNDS

EUHUHUHHHEEEEAHSJSNSKXN [LPS being repeatedly bashed into table] AUAAUDEMTOEIDUFNFKSN GN,. DKSJS [LPS being repeatedly bashed into table] NAAUS,,. UAUSNSKDUS [fucking dies]

One of my favourite aspects of this series is that due to it being PG they can't really swear so instead of saying things like "what the fuck" they have to be like "what the FUR!!!" and it's SO bad

What the FLYING FUR was that

HEE(8)5(6)6@9)6(6)(3)6 [bashes head into floor, sobbing] [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC BLASTS IN THE BACKROUND]

PLEAE WHY IS THIS SO INTENSE@9)6(6)?@? BROOKE IS GOING STRAIGHT FOR EVERYONE'S THROATS

OhAnd by the way? I made out with your boyfriend. He did my math homework for me GIRL WHAT

I'M GOING TO PISS MYSELF THE AWKWARD PAUSE@9)6@6=6(=66(

The first thing I want to say... is that I like you

the second thing? is this
...
.........

...

THE SCREAM SOUND EFFECT GOODBYE

CW // intense flashing lights / eyestrain

this intro single-handedly has better production quality, value, and editing than all 76 existing riverdale episodes

netflix originals want what LPS popular has

I really don't know how to feel about the fact that I am almost half-way through this series

HELPPPPP

this is the most riveting fight scene of the century

THE WAY SAVANNAH GETS BODY-SLAMMED

WWE wrestlers want what brooke LPS popular has

this bitch got rabies

me in kindergarten when I played house and I was the pet cat but the family wouldn't give me treats

TW // assault mention

I know this is an LPS show but the fact that brooke has canonically sexually assaulted some of the male characters is like. Legitimately disturbing.

"I... I love you"
"well then. You must have a pretty twisted idea about what love is."

this mean girls plastic doggy show is getting a little bit deep

the intricate psychological analysis of teenage love's complexity shown through the plotline of LPS popular

slow-dancing to minecraft music

me when mommy bring me to mcdonalds but me get the pink hello kitty toy with my happy meal instead of the purple one with the voicebox that plays we like to party by the vengaboys

THIS SHOW IS SO DRAMATIC

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S???

DID SHE JUST DIE

me when I literally just fucking die I guess

[danganronpa voice] Danganronpa

Can't believe I made it to season 2 if my psychiatrist hadn't re-scheduled none of this would have happened

THE FAKE FRENCH ACCENT(8=6@?)6(8=

her name is brigitte but the way the creator says it with the fake french accent makes it sound russian

HEART-BREAKING: LPS YouTuber's Rendition Of What It's Like Living With Mental Illness WILL Shock You!

i can't drown my demons. they know how to swim.

brooke is genuinely at her worst point in life I think she's about to start posting sad bart simpson edits unironically

HELP@9)6(?)3()?(6)?(?)3(6)?(?)6

Accurate representation of how mentally ill people use Twitter

In the LPSPCU (LPS Popular Cinematic Universe) grasshoppers are sort of viewed as the common household pet but one of my biggest concerns about this series is that savannah just FED RAW MEAT TO A GRASSHOPPER???? AND IT ATE IT????????

I'M LITERALLY. SO

me when god kicks me out of heaven and throws me outside the gates after I ask him where the milfs at

this show beats most netflix movies/shows I've watched

[brooke voice] GONNA CRY? GONNA PISS YOUR PANTS, MAYBE? MAYBE SHIT AND CUM?

CW // food

me going downstairs aftger mom tells me hthat my yummy dino buddies dinosaur shaped chicken breast nuggets are ready

It's 12:25 AM I have spent most of today watching this show and it's rotting my brain

finished episode 22 (I know I need help). it's late and I'm not feeling very well, so once again, I'll most likely be stopping here for tonight and continuing tomorrow! at this pace I honestly might be able to finish the series tomorrow HAHAH

I'll continue liveblogging soon! my apologies I'm just a little busy but mindlessly consuming episodes of a plastic toy show is definitely first on the list after I get done with a few things

Guess What Time It Is

I didn't forget about this thread... It's time to start episode 23

BROOKE GOT HER SHIT ROCKEDDDDDDDD

You're a CRICKET ABUSER

the crowd:

THE SOUND EFFECTSSS ARE THEY HAVING RABIES SPASMS OR WHAT

RRAAAWREWSGGHRRHEERREAJWWJSAWASSs

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS SHOW

DID SAVANNAH JUST COMMIT MANSLAUGHTER

CW // fake blood / mild volume warning (screaming/crying sound effects)

HELLO? (? @!=?(=6(6=?6(8)6(6)6(6=6()6?@)6(6)6(6)6@6)6(!)6(6)6(!(?()6(6(6(!)6(6)6@6)6)6)9£)6(!

THE WAY BROOKE GOT SLAMMED INTO THE LOCKERRRR

I FEEL SO

the static filter makes these look like five nights at freddy's title screens

BROOKE SAID A BAD WORDDDDDDDDD

this show got way too dark we went from "I can't even spell photosynthesis [laugh-track plays ]" to "brooke's family wants to press assault charges due to the fact that you almost committed manslaughter"

CW // NSFW text

Please please no more littlest pet shops sex I'm at my limit

false alert they got attacked by rabid crickets in the middle of the woods before anything could escalate

if you put a B&W filter over this it could pass for a lana del rey music video

guys this is a plastic bobble head show available on youtube kids can we please calm down

me having a depressive episode

TW // parental death

I'm sorry but I laughed at the hospital room scene where brooke was talking about how she's never loved a man except for sage and then savannah was like "you have your dad though" and brooke just goes "My father is dead."

The creator animated the characters to have facial expression changes/blinking animations this is what I meant when I said that LPS popular has better editing and production quality than all 77 episodes of riverdale

I cannot believe that this series went from a 360p quality show where sophie would have to use her hands to move all the lps around to this professionally filmed HD show where the LPS are puppeteered and have individually animated facial expressions

It's literally uncanny valley territory

THE SUBTITLES

any time there's a make-out scene in this show I have to watch it while thinking about how the creator of this series had to sit alone in her room with littlest pet shop toys in her hands behind a (probably) expensive microphone making fake kissing and moaning sounds

These gay plastic dogs have been making out for a solid 6 minutes of this episode make it stop

also I'm sorry for randomly disappearing I just went to eat but then I kind of blacked out from sheer exhaustion

I am SO deeply upset by the fact that now that the creator puppeteers the toys using some form of a wire there's no more of those [LPS being slammed into table] click clack sounds like they've all been replaced with this terrible edited-in "galloping" sound effect

please bring back the funny click clacking it's the only thing that brought me joy in this life

please tell me what is the methsphoric significance of this scene I'm going to chjoke from laufhter

WHY IS THERE SUCH A DRAMATIC ZOOM ON THE SHIT ON THE FLOOR(9)6(!)?@?)??????

I KEEP WATCHING THIS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT ITS MEANING. WHY IS THE MUSIC SO DARK AND OMINOUS WHY DOES IT ZOOM IN WITH SUCH WEIRD EFFECTS IS THIS FORESHADOWING IS IT A VISUAL METAPHOR. ENVIRONMENTAL STORYTELLING???

sophiegtv is truly the misunderstood genius of the cinematographer world

mentally I'm here

this was 6 year old me when my parents and I would be in the car and we'd pass by a mcdonalds and I'd longingly look at my mother as to telepathically signal that I wanted a happy meal but she would just keep driving

THE EDITED IN SOUND EFFECTS WHEN SHE WALKS AWAY

I'M SORRY BUT THE EMOJIS AT THE END@9)6()6(6)6(6)6(

ME WHEN I

I JUST REALISED I FINISHED ALL THE AVAILABLE EPISODES The final one was 29 which was part 1/2 of the season finale but Sophie hasn't released anything since then so I suppose this marks the end of my thread for god knows how long it may take before this show is continued

The last episode was released like... 2 years ago but also Sophie has generally had an insanely weird upload schedule with long hiatus periods and unexpected comebacks so who knows if this thread will be back in 2 weeks or 3 entire years. thank you for putting up with me though!!