Arse polishers. The fucking lot of em. All this time I thought i was building a nice little team for the double gamewank but it turns out I was actually sendin out invites for a Useless Fuckers convention. Well it musta been a good fuckin invite cos every mutherfucker turned up

Brought their fucking plus ones as well. Cheap bastards. Jurgen the horse slapping radish farmer the latest fucker to take a steaming dump on my well laid plans. Sending my thanks your way you mutherfucker .hope you get the shits. Andy nobertson and mo salad tosser joining the

Ever swelling ranks of star spangled cunts at the party.Lobbing a massive 3 fucking points onto the grand total. It's like shitting glass trying to get to a decent fuking total I can wank about on the fuckin internet. Only Rubin Diass had the fuckin decency to turn up with summat

Now all my hopes rest on some fucker from villa . And he ain't rocking up til saturday the lazy shit. Fuck this game.