This is honestly such a surreal parallel-
BTS’ carbonara->lachimolala->carbonara &
EXO’s avocado-> affogato-> avocado
BTS’ carbonara->lachimolala->carbonara &
EXO’s avocado-> affogato-> avocado
Yixing’s Philipenis which can only be matched by Taehyung’s Sexy Porn Star
Jimin and Baekhyun scared out of their minds riding the Viking while sitting next to Taekook and Minseok who’re having the time of their lives
Kyungsoo and Yoongi voting themselves out in mafia

Yixing not naming his cat and just calling it ‘cat’ and Taehyung not naming his goldfish and just calling them ‘number one, number two, number three’
EXO-CBX and BTS putting on lipstick weirdly and then saying it looks like a nosebleed.
Seokjin and Chanyeol’s ultra-chaotic-double-lightsaber dance to Amor Fati
2seok and Junmyeon treating their Maknaes like dogs and Jungkook and Sehun playing along
Kyungsoo and Seokjin incorporating the lyrics of Touch It and Spring Day into the choreography VERY literally
Baekhyun and Taehyung imitating Cheon Songyi’s funny scene
Jungkook and Baekhyun reacting to alcohol
Jimin and Baekhyun exposing Taehyung and Sehun (I literally cannot believe this shit was aired)
Vminkook and Baekhyun doing the bottle cap challenge in three ways - hitting too hard, completely missing the cap and finally getting it right
Exotan doing Opera versions of their songs and having impromptu opera sessions
Yoongi gifting Baekhyun gifting Taehyung gifting
Jin merch
Jongdae a picture
Jungkook merch
of himself of himself of himself
Jin merch


of himself of himself of himself
Baekhyun, Jimin and Jungkook expressing their affection by biting shoulders
The best way to make someone stop dancing is to jump them
end of thread!! I really had fun making this thread lmao hope y’all had fun seeing it <3
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