I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because I’ve dated men

I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because I’ve also had unprotected sex, with a man (and I’ve swallowed !)

I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because my family, was one of the nasty ones with a designated puke bowl, that was occasionally used for popcorn (no I will not be carrying that tradition onward)

I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because I used to make money as a kid by having people dare me to lick gusher juice off various parts of the playground

I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because I went to OG’s in wetaskiwin (ifykyk)

I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because I once drank an un-opened can of beer off the sidewalk that we found randomly, while completely wasted

I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because I used to bring my pipe to every party and pass that shit around and I didn’t clean it for a LONG time.

I’m not afraid of the covid vaccine because I once had sex in a canoe. That previously had been sitting outside for god knows how long