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Okay I'll watch Gemini Man.
For a movie that was written in 1997, the first 20 minutes are very slow.
Ah okay there we go.
they’re taking awhile to get to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, man.
Ah okay there we go.
Actions pretty good. Will Smith(s) are pretty good at this action shit, man.
Bike chase is some 1997 shit for real. Fresh Prince roundhoused Mike Lowry with a dirt bike.
That action sequence is the worst way to realize I’m watching this 120 FPS shit, btw. I don’t even want that many frames in a video game.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, buddy. That’s a fine broad.
Paul from Six Degrees of Separation looks like it was created by Naughty Dog for the next Last of Us game.
They gave the Fresh Prince the Fresh Prince fade that sorta rocks.
I’d like it if they leaned further into the sci if aspect of this. Back when Face/Off came out, we respected that they tried to split the difference between the ‘real world’ and changing faces with another guy. I don’t know if it works like that these days.
Like this world seems very normal. Mfs sailing boats. Ain’t no hi-tech sci fi boats. Ain’t no clear cell phones or cyberpunk hands. It’s just a regular degular ass world but there’s a cloned ass Bagger Vance and a metal gear PMC out there.
Jesus Christ this screen play was rewritten by Benioff, Helgeland, Hensley and Niccol.
In some shots, Fresh Prince looks great (in shadows, darker scenes) but in close ups, it’s PS5, baby.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead ain’t wearing no shirt. Just a bra and a hoodie on top of it like a podcaster’s girlfriend. I love it.
Why Fresh Prince wearing the Peter Quill mask.
LMAO Fresh Prince is an incel.
That fight scene kinda ruled. Is this turning into Metal Gear Solid, man. If these mfs unveil a third clone you know it’s Les Enfant Terribles.
Weta used the Taraji P Henson graphics plug in to create them wet ass CGI eyes.
Imagine being a DIA assassin but you’re allergic to bees. I feel like that’d be disqualifying you. Like if you’re the best killer in the world but you can’t eat eggs. They can’t have you out in the field and you get murked by a pisco sour.
Clive Owen acted in max, three locations. THat’s where gravitas gets you baby. The easy payday!
Man what. This is really Les Enfant Terribles. There’s a third motherfuckin Will. I’m losing my. Mind.
And the mf has super speed and monkey agility.
What the fuck. This mf is punching bullets and he’s fire proof. How dare this movie do Metal Gear Solid for real.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Meryl Silverburgh sounds good to me.
LMAO they keep cloning these Fresh Princes with the same fade. At least clone one of them mfs and give him some cornrows or a Nike swoosh on the side or somethin.
Clive Owen’s whole thing is that he wants a clone army so that natural people won’t die but dude you’re just gonna have a bunch of emotionless clones running around the world ready to flip the fuck out? Jesus Christ this is MGS.
Gemini Man is undercooked. Good action but the plot sucked. Would be better if they just John Wick’d it and just made it a pure action joint. They tried to make one of those ‘he’s gotta point’ villains but he had no moral imperative. The CGI Will was very inconsistent.
