Everyone’s fantasizing about restaurants and I just want to stand on a sidewalk and pass a joint around. I’d probably be excited about restaurants after that though.
People are acting like this is now insanitary and it’ll never happen again and I don’t know what y’all plan to do about fucking (I guess you’re living with the one person you fuck and congrats on that I guess)
I plan to be an absolute whore and thank fuck I’m not the only one or that would complicate my whoring plans.
I am excited about diner pancakes after fucking, after passing a joint.
I will never not be pissed that I don’t get a book tour. I would’ve gotten laid so much on a book tour. It’s really the only thing I was looking forward to.
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